It’s the most wonderful time of the year. If you are a scrooge then maybe it isn’t for you. Personally I love the smell of Christmas trees and I hate that they are only in season for one month.

We have made a Christmas-time switch.

All our product is available online at one site only. This one right HUR!! We have bid adieu to our Big Cartel for the meantime.

On another note, I was browsing around the web as I often do and I stumbled across some lovely holiday finds that I felt so inclined to share with all you good folks and bad folks too cause I know you are out there reading this maliciously plotting evil schemes to win over our hearts.

F I R S T  M U S T  H A V E S  O F  T H E  S E A S O N !

I am not a fan of hard liquor. I had my phase a long time ago and thankfully I am a full on beer type of asexual. However, I am considering reconsidering my favorite past time after discovering ‘SNAPSHOTS’. That shit is catchy & cute. My two favorite ‘C’ words. . . well not entirely my two favorite.

And although you might look like a crazy creeping Peeping Tom with this style flask, it’s still a great way to let a lady know that you are a nature lovin’ – bird watchin’ – star gazin’ drunk.

Everything about this mug makes me want to quit my day job, find another one at a power plant, marry a blue fro-ed devil, have a son and constantly choke the shit outta him while drinking Duff beer for the rest of my god-forsaken life.

Here’s lookin at you kid. For all the dudes tired of hearing about Mr. Grey and all his tenderoni moves…

This thing is just awesome on so many levels. A projector thing a mamuthafucken jigg that obviously projects what’s on your iPhone onto another surface. Because we all can’t wait to see what word you will play next.

This laminated paper JEWel is for all those ladies that complain that they can’t find a nice guy or that they just aren’t out there. Here’s a whole calender of nice ones that more than likely can tell a funny joke, have money, are surely circumsized and have plenty of hair for the both of you.

I don’t know how many times I must explain to the world that I fucken love Nike Cortez’s. Undoubtedly the best shoe to run from the cops or rival gangs in, or to jump fences in, or to stroll in the park in with your hyna of the month.

Turtles who love pizza, do karate, and decorate my shot glasses should be glorified to the high heavens. I bet their creators are regretting having sold all their rights to them so many moons ago.

This item didn’t get great reviews but really who gives a flying fuck about reviews. Never judge a mug by someone else’s review. It’s a coffee mug. How? I don’t know. I never ask questions and neither should you.

What the fuck? Really? These aquamarine beauties might have been the deciding factor when I auditioned for The Warriors. Too bad, so sad. Who’s down for a remake? No, not you Robert Rodriguez. Machete sucked balls.

And finally, but definitely NOT least is my favorite! A Where’s Waldo Hat! Because who doesn’t want people poking & staring at your head, the thing you are trying to cover up in the first place, all day trying to find an aimlessly wandering stoner.

All these items are available when you search here.

But IF you search there before searching  H E R E   well then that means you are not my best friend like I thought you were…

E A T  D R I N K  &  B E  M E R R Y ! !