So I am pretty sure you don’t come to this site for fashion tips or for what types of fashion goes down around the world, (which I will take this opportunity to say that you really SHOULD because that’s all we do here is fashion), but when I find strange-sexy-odd-fierce-must-haves-one-of-a-kind type ensembles my immediate instinct is to share it with the rest of the world.

Today my friends, we venture out to the runways of China. An imperialistic country with centuries rich in culture, one baby limits, sweet & sour pork, great walls & Bruce Lee’s. Stumbling around the web I also found that they are very futuristic in their choice of garments. Taking risks is by far an understatement.

Everything about this piece makes me want to marry it. Twice. Big Trouble Little China Style.

And the bridal party would be forced to wear this fancy garment. Spun from the finest silk of the silkiest worms, channeling the Victorian-era and completely nailing it.

If given the chance, I would wear this extravagance every single day for no reason in particular. But never on the bus. You can’t wear this shit on the bus.

Now on to the shit I am NOT so crazy about…

Whoever designed this nightmare must have been digging thru O.B.’s garbage can right after filming their ‘dip this tampon in blue liquid because that is what a period really looks like’ commercial. Hey I don’t judge, but if you are a chronic nose bleeder than this piece is for you kid.

Does it get that cold in China? I don’t know, I have never been. The dress seems doable the vagina muff around her neck, not so much. Pardon my french. I can’t hang with that shit though from a fashion perspective. Don’t get me wrong, if the world froze over and it was death or wear this piece, I would more than likely chose death…

I am a sucker for shoes. I have said it before. I heard once upon a time a long time ago that Chinese woman were very crafty in reshaping their foot parts to fit into baby China shoes. The fact that they upped themselves and made this heel/boot/back-to-the-future-before-the-future-was-the-future shoe baffles my mind. Ballerina meets me-love-you-long-time & you better not fuck with me in these deadly heels.

I myself am more of a sneaker type. China & New Balance absolutely nailed it with these guys. I would wear these to church.

And just for shits & giggles, because I love hippies & because I really think this should be the new anthem for China…. It’s my favorite Chinese song….